Short Funny Quotes - Page 5

This is the time I like best... after ya get your parents to sleep!
        — Dennis the Menace

This is a court of law young man, not a court of justice.
        — Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
        — Jackie Gleason

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.
        — Alexander Pope

There is no insanity so devastating in man's life as utter sanity.
        — William Allen White

There is more to life than increasing its speed.
        — Mahatma Gandhi

There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy.
        — Jean Anouilh

There is a foolish corner even in the brain of the sage.
        — Aristotle

There are people who have money and people who are rich.
        — Coco Chanel

There are more fools in the world than there are people.
        — Heinrich Heine

Words of Wisdom:

  • The hope of eternal happiness and incomprehensible in another world, is something that also entails constant pleasure.
  • The people live mostly hope. His speed is intended to replace the old with new hopes that lost its force.
  • No such low status that has no hope and no so high that does not inspire fear.
  • I hope the wind sailing, sea perdonóla, Matola port.
  • Expect more good kills it takes to endure the evil that is already taken.
  • The hope of good is already a great good.
  • One other hope rekindles hope, ambition, another ambition.
  • You better hope that ruin good possession.
  • Hope is a loan: he is made to happiness.
  • Today is always yet.