Short Funny Quotes - Page 7
The only victory over love is flight.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
— Sarah Brown
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
— John Powell
The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.
— Lord Chesterfield
The law often permits what honor prohibits.
— Bernard Joseph Saurin
The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.
— Quentin Crisp
The judge is found guilty when a criminal is acquitted.
— Publilius Syrus
The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.
— Malcolm Forbes
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
— Wilson Mizner
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
— Ethel Barrymore
Words of Wisdom:
- I ask no wealth, no hope, nor love, nor a friend who understands me, all I ask is the sky above me and a path to my feet.
- Loudly proclaim freedom of thought and death to not think like me.
- Freedom is incompatible with love. A lover is always a slave.
- Freedom, Sancho, is one of the most precious gifts that the men gave the heavens can not compare with the treasures they hold the land and the sea: for freedom and for honor, one can and should risk life.
- Freedom has no value in itself: you have to appreciate the things that she will get.
- Freedom is a luxury not everyone can afford.
- The freedom to love is no less sacred than freedom of thought. What today is called adultery, once named heresy.
- Those who are able to give up essential liberty in exchange for a little temporary safety, deserve neither no freedom or security.
- It is easier to capture the commander of an army that miserable strip of liberty.
- Free people, remember this maxim: We may acquire liberty, but never recovered once lost.