Short Funny Quotes - Page 8

Tell all the Truth but tell it slant.
        — Emily Dickinson

Suppose they gave a war, and no one came?
        — Leslie Parrish-Bach

Sunshine is my quest.
        — Winston Churchill

Success is the one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.
        — Ambrose Bierce

Success is the child of audacity.
        — Benjamin Disraeli

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
        — Earl Wilson

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
        — George S. Patton

Success has always been a great liar.
        — Friedrich Nietzsche

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
        — Fran Lebowitz

Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.
        — Oliver Wendell Holmes

Words of Wisdom:

• Man is born free and everywhere is subject to chains.
• No external freedom will give us more than the exact extent that we know, at any given time, develop our inner freedom.
• The free communication of thoughts and opinions is one of the most cherished rights of man.
• Freedom is not simply a privilege granted it is a habit to be acquired.
• You ask what is freedom? Do not be a slave to anything, no need, no accidents and preserve the good fortune to reach.
• There is no freedom, but the quest for freedom, and that search is what makes us free.
• I do not agree with what you say, but I would fight so you could say.
• Where liberty dwells, there is my homeland.
• What is the first duty of man? The short answer is: to be the same.
• Freedom is, in philosophy, reason, in art, inspiration, politics, law.