Short Funny Quotes - Page 9
Stupidity is better kept a secret than displayed.
— Heraclitus of Ephesus
Stolen kisses require an accomplice.
— Texas Bix Bender
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Statistics are no substitute for judgment.
— Henry Clay
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
— Albert Einstein
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
— Lily Tomlin
Some people are born to fatness. Others have to get there.
— Les Murray
So little time and so little to do.
— Oscar Levant
Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.
— Sigmund Freud
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
— Oliver Wendell Homes
Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.
— Charles Caleb Colton
Words of Wisdom:
- We are not free to refuse to accept anything greater than ourselves, but by accepting what is actually above us.
- More difficult to maintain the balance of freedom to bear the burden of tyranny.
- Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Freedom consists not in doing what you want, but what to do.
- Freedom is not an end but a means to develop our strengths.
- Freedom can not be fruitful for the people who have blood on his forehead.
- I came to America because I heard that in this country there was a great, great freedom. I made a mistake in selecting America as a land of liberty, and is an error in the balance of my life I can no longer compensate.
- In the flag of freedom on board the greatest love of my life.
- No one is more slave than that is free is not.
- Freedom of conscience is understood today, not only as the freedom to believe whatever you want, but also to propagate this belief.